Probably by my Italian wife.
Let me set the scene:
Tullio's Italian bakery on the Outer Banks. We're all ordering up tasty desserts. I spy the cannoli in the corner right as we're all wrapping up our orders.
Bakery Girl: "Will there be anything else, sir?"
Me: Yes, I'd like one of your cannolis, please."
BG: "Certainly. Anything else?"
The Skating Gnu: "Can I get some gum, daddy?"
Me: "Leave the gum. Take the cannoli."
Damn, I'm good!