Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Southern Fried Gnu

Our office went to the North Carolina State Fair this afternoon. We all had a great time, but I have a feeling I'll be alternating betwen speed-eating Lipitor pills and downing shots of Pepto-Bismol all night. Here's a brief list of the deep fried goodies we all partook of:

Turkey Legs
Fried Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
Fried Snickers
Fried Banana Pudding
Funnel Cake
Fried Macaroni and Cheese
Fried Oreos
Fried Twinkies
Fried Pecan Pie

Okay, the turkey legs weren't fried, but they were chargrilled to perfection and served up with a heapin' helpin' of BBQ sauce. Yumm!! Everything was nothing short of heaven on a plate. "Y'all come down here and get some South in your mouth!!" Yes, that's an actual quote from the PA system! Yeehaw!

I took my camera phone with me and brought back some pictures. They're not the best in the world, but you should get a good feel of what a great time an afternoon at the State Fair can be.

Deep Fried... umm.... what???

More Artery-clogging goodness!

I just wanted to say HAY to everyone!!

Nice melons!

I'll bet these'll make NICE Jack O'Lanterns!

Coworker's question: "What do you do with a giant pumpkin?"
My answer: "Make one HELLUVA pumpkin pie!"

The unique architecture of Dorton Arena, as seen from Indigestion Alley.

Dorton Arena from the side. Really neat old building!

It was gorgeous weather for a day at the Fair. Clear skies, 70 degrees. Perfect. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go have myself a preventive coronary bypass!


Tim said...

My arteries say "no no" but my stomach says "yes yes".

E. S. Collins said...

I still don't know what the hell heirloom poultry is.

Larriken said...

If you let them get out of the cage, it's nothing less than poultry in motion.

Yep. You asked for it! :-)

suyapi said...

So far, the only thing they haven't figured out how to deep fry is the liquids, but one of these days...

Larriken said...

That day has already come and gone, dude.

Read 'em and weep (or drool):