The cottage has this nice pool. Midnight swims have been the order of the day all week, only now we will have to cancel tonight's swim.
It's got crabs.
Seriously. And they pinch like hell, too!
There's this one Ghost Crab who lives next to the back door that keeps falling in to the pool. He can get in just fine, but can't get out. We've fished him out (fished... hahahahahaha!!!!!) several times already, but now he's done for. Trying to escape our latest efforts at well-intentioned rescue, the dumbass crawled into the inlet to the filter pump.
The inevitable crab soup was... inevitable. And inedible.