Conversations of the Damned:
We decided to order pizza tonight in commemoration of a wet, cold, dreary Saturday...
PizzaGurl: "Thank you for calling Total Domination's Pizza, may I take your order?"
Me: "I'd like two orders of Kickin' Chicken Bites, please."
PG: "Would you like ranch or blue cheese with those?"
Me: "One of each, please."
PG: "You mean one of each in each order or one with ranch and the other with blue cheese?"
Me: "That's basically the same thing."
PG: "Uhhh.... nooo. If you get one of each in both that's totally different than each with two of the same."
Me: "...Bwuh?"
Our future is in the hands of our children.
God save us.
Post-Script: The Domination's Pizza guy arrived, with tasty Italian goodness in hand. Two orders of Kickin' Chicken, one order of bread stix and a pepperoni pizza. Just like the Romans of Caesar's time, feasting for all!
Opening the two orders of chicken, we find... drum roll please... Ranch dip in both. The bread stix, on the other hand, had two blue cheese dips that don't usually come with them.
Well, who says results don't matter? Yay PizzaGurl!
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6 comments:
So did you save me any pizza? You didn't, did you? I knew it...
Pizza hog.
Pizza Yum...
Domination Pizza makes me think of a delivery service for fetishists.
I suppose if you tip well enough, you might get a little extra delivered...
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