I'm sitting in my office grading papers and could really use a drink right about now. The Missus is on her stationary bike working out.
Me: "Hey, can you please bring me a drink from the fridge?"
The Missus: "I'm on my bike. It'll be a while yet."
Me: "Just find a safe spot to pull over and pick me up me a soda right quick on your way back, will ya?"
The Missus: "Okay. Wait... what?"
The Missus: "I hate you, Larriken!"
I'd hate me too if I'd just been pwned like that.