Conversations of the Damned, Part LXIII:
The Missus: (Folding laundry) "These little jeans here are mine!"
The Missus: [Hard stare]
Me: [blink, blink]
The Missus: [Stony silence, darkening clouds gathering ominously over her head]
Me: "Oh! I mean... Yeah... Yes! They certainly are!"
Really, the couch is quite comfortable. If only it could fit in the doghouse...